ok, so i googled and wiki’d it and there is no such thing as broken lips (aside from perhaps a gash or crack – which is easily helped with some chapstick), but i swear that baby boy totally broke my lip last night… with his teeth. and no, he didn’t bite me.
somehow, after thrashing around during a very wild & fun tickle fest, he managed to slam his face against mine with his teeth crashing into my upper lip. i now look like i got hit in the mouth while eating 40 purple popsicles. he thinks it’s funny. i think i need an ice pack. or a purple popsicle.
