LAST TIME I CHECKED, I WAS MOMMY…

Posted on April 7, 2008

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things not to say in front of the baby, as they either get repeated or evoke some sort of weird emotion whining:

* dammit
* crap
* chocolate
* cookie
* park
* chalk
* outside
* ouch

things the baby says that usually require some translation:

* bitches (peaches)
* napple (pineapple)
* michaels (motorcycles)
* boobies (boobies or blueberries – depends on the context)
* ifper (wisper – the cat)
* wooshy (lucis – the cat)
* mommy, red car blah blah blah blah blah blah blah car.  ok? (just go with it)

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