Posted on May 30, 2008


When was your last alcoholic drink?
april 2007.  half glass of riesling.  cheap drunk.

Last person who called you?

Last person you shared your bed with?
silly monkey– he crawled in with me at 3am and i was too tired to put him back in his own bed. bad, i know.

What are you listening to?
the air conditioning vent

What color is your hair?
bark brown (typo, but i’m leaving it)

What is the last movie you watched?
save the last dance … tbs… last night

Who’s bothering you right now?
no one, really.  really.  no one.  i said NO ONE!!!

What makes you happy?
silly monkey, skeeball, gossip

Are you happy?
happy enough

Do you miss someone?
my mom, always

Have you ever dated a cheerleader/football player and for how long?
soccer player, but is it considered dating when you’re like, 11? or is it really dating when you live 2,000 miles away?  or when you just… nevermind.  i will have you know that he’s still one of my very best people.  oh and he says can’t afford me.

Do you think you can happily last in a relationship for 3 months?
i WAS in a relationship for almost 9 years, so um… no, i guess not. so cynical.

Who was the last person you gave your number to?
luke.  he is adorable and he’s ALL MINE!!!  **evil cackling**

How good is Coca-Cola?
not good.

Do you drink alcohol?
almost never.  this could be established in question 1.

Do you lead people on?
on what?  a leash? if so, then yes.

Do you have a dry erase board in your room?
no, but i have 2 next to the front door. they’re clear so you can see the grey wall behind them. they’re awesome!

How was your day, what’d you do?
busy. work, work, work. that’s all i do. work.  work.  work some more.

Are you hungry?
not right now.

What is on your desk right now?
tons of WORK

When’s the last time you cleaned your room?
my room? gah. a week or so ago.

Last compliment you received?
“you’re beautful.  you have perfect teeth!”  awww. so nice.  i like stangers.  old dirty men strangers.

What’s your favorite animal?
curious george.  cartoons count, right?

Are you mad at someone right now?
not mad, disappointed.  i’m getting over it.

Are you taking anyone for granted?
i hope not.

Where do you keep your money?
i’m a mom.  i drive an SUV. i have no money. (i stole this answer from jill b/c 1.  it’s true and 2.  it’s so much more clever than anything i could come up with)

How did you wake up this morning?
with silly monkey telling me “mommy, wake up, come on, wake up”, as he laid across me.

Which is more romantic: sunrise or sunset?
sunset. i’m never awake for sunrise.  nor do i want to be.

What’s the last bone you broke?
never broken a bone **knock on wood**

How many letters are in your last name?
which one? well, it doesn’t matter. they both have 9. and soon it will be one LONG name and have 18 with a little hyphen.

What book did you read last?
freight train

What are you excited about?
next friday – satc movie!!!

Do you live near your best friend(s)?
3 doors away

Do you have any tattoos or piercings?
6 tattoos (want another and an addition to an existing one)

How do you walk?
i don’t walk. i strut.

When was the last time you were so drunk you threw up?
i think i was 22 and now i’m old.  so a long ass time ago.

Do you curse a lot?
i try not to (see above). silly monkey repeats everything i say (including “birds are gross and grody).  definitely not as much as i used to.

Do you hate your ex boyfriend/girlfriend?

Do you drink bottled water?
filtered water. doesn’t HAVE to be bottled, but it should be.

Are you louder than people think you are?

Does everyone deserve a second chance?
absolutely NOT!  but we still give them, don’t we?!

Most hated food?
anything with cilantro (except salsa), parsley (i gag on passover), and oregano

What is the status of you and your first love?
i have no idea where he is. i’d love to see him again.  wait… first love or first crush?  or does it matter?  i say it doesn’t matter.

Would you say you date smart people?
no. after the initial “nice” period wears off, they are ALL undoubtedly dumb.

Have you lost friends in the past years?
i gave them away.

What are your plans for this weekend?
fun with silly, then movies with eddie

Is life over for you?
not today.