CONVERSATIONS WITH A 2 YEAR OLD…

Posted on June 26, 2008

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d:  look, monkey, it’s a big pool!
c:  no, pool.  water bath.
d:  yes, it’s like a big bath.
c:  water bath pool.

d: dexter, go lay down.
c: noooooo! he doesn’t want it.

d: may i have a hello kiss?
c: no. no hello kiss. i don’t want it.

d: let’s change your diaper. it’s yucky. it’s gross.
c: GROOOOSSSS! clean diaper.
d: yes, gross.
c: penis go byebye.

d:  do you see the motorcycle?
c:  yay!  mo-michael.

c:  snack, please.
d:  do you want goldfish?
c:  no!  put back.
d:  how about sharks?
c:  no!  put back.
d:  popcorn?
c:  ok.

c: gimmee hug. rub head. rub back. rub butt. thank you!

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