Posted on August 20, 2008


You’re trapped in a well with a goat and a slinky. Describe how you will escape.

first, i tell the goat that i have magical powers of persuasion.  the goat totally does not believe me and starts making weird noises, thus proving that goats are incapable of listening and not interrupting.  when someone walks by & hears the goat being a brat, i bribe them with the slinky to go get help.  and since the slinky is one of those cool star shaped plastic ones, we are rescued within minutes.  after the rescue, the goat thanks me and gives me a million dollars. 

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