IN THE WAY THAT YOU DO POSH, SPAZZY THINGS LIKE… TIDYING UP AND… IRONING YOUR SOCKS…

Posted on March 1, 2010

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well, hello there.  i know i’ve been neglectful, but i have such a good excuse…

ok.  no i don’t.

aside from being busy with silly monkey and b4b and the neurosis of others, which creates neurosis within me, i’ve just been… distracted.  so, yea.  i guess that is a pretty good excuse.  or pretty good excuses.  plural is always better.  we’ll go with that.

so, this past weekend was interesting.  i saw something i never, ever thought i would see.  a grown, healthy, albeit lazy young woman lounging around wearing…

COMPRESSION stockings.

yep.  these.

granted, they were white and her legs and feet, were… not manly, but still…

what is on your legs?
they’re compression stockings.
uh huh.
they were mom’s.  she never wore them, though.
that doesn’t make it ok.
what?  i like them.
why exactly are you wearing them?
they’re good for circulation.
and you need help with circulation, why?
b/c i’ve been lazy and have just been lying around.
wow.

and so i say it again.  wow.

i love my sister.

** post title =  jez, peep show

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