Posted on May 14, 2010


did you know that refilling the coffee pot, should you take the last cup, is physically and emotionally painful?  crippling, really.

did you know that if you just put the empty pot under the brewer, a magical fairy will appear and replace the filter and beans AND press the start button?  seriously magical.  a miracle, really.

did you know that you have completely pissed off this magical fairy, so she will now be placing that used filter and those soggy wet coffee grounds in your fancy new suit pockets?  suits are expensive.  really.

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