FIFTY TIMES MORE LOVELY…

Posted on January 31, 2011

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1. What is your Mom’s name.
betty.  ugh.  i miss her!!

2. Where is the weirdest place you have a mole?
i do not have moles. i have beauty marks. and i am COVERED in them. in fact, they may have transitioned from beauty marks to freckles. no clue how that happens or how i went from just a few to full constellations, but they are there. old age i suppose. but.. weirdest place? how about my right pointer finger?

3. Who was the hottest teacher you ever had?
looking back, i’m really not sure i actually had a hot teacher. though i had a bit of a crush on my junior high history teacher… or was it social studies… ah…

4. Have you ever made out in a movie theater?
that i have.

5. What body part do you wash first?
i assume this means in the shower. and that would be my face.

6. Do you hover over the toilet in public bathrooms?
not usually. and it grosses me out to think that others do, considering it gets everywhere and just EWWWW!

7. What’s the strangest talent you have?
pass.

8. Do you have an innie or an outtie?
innie.  in fact, i have the never-ending belly button.

9. What’s your favorite flavored Pringles?
i’m not really a fan of pringles.  they are so super salty.  but the regular ones, if i had to choose.

10. Have you ever been tied up? Do you want to be?
yes. and… maybe.

11. What was the last thing you ever got grounded for?
i have been grounded once in my entire life. and it was for falling asleep at my high school boyfriend’s house and missing curfew. i was on lock down in my house, but he was still allowed to come over to see me. does that really count as being grounded?

12. Do you parallel park or drive around the block?
i hate to parallel. but i will. if i have to. there are several factors though:  location, distance to the door, weather and my shoe choice.

13. Have you ever had two dates in one night?
yes. awful. i know.

14. How many times have you been cussed out?
hmmm… never that i can recall. and if i have, it didn’t make a lasting impact.

15. Which shoe do you put on first?
usually the left one.

17. Have you ever been to a gay bar?
yep. and i have had some of the most fun times at gay bars. pretty things to look at minus the regular ‘ol trolling and groping.

18. Girls…
are crazy.

19. Is there one thing all of your love interests have had in common?
they have all been bad for me. i’ve learned not to go with my “type” b/c my “type” = asshole.

20. Did you French kiss before you were 16?
yes.

21. Have you ever been cow-tipping or snipe-hunting?
nope. though upon moving from california to ohio, that is all my western friends thought i would be doing with my free time.

22. Who is the last person you usually think about before you fall asleep?
monkey.

23. Have you ever had a poem or a song written about you?
i have. and it was scarier than i anticipated. it was actually kinda sorta one of the main reasons i broke things off with him. coupled with the thousand talks about feelings. and the showing up unannounced. and the leaving cards & such on my doorstep…

24. If you had to choose to not ever wash your bed sheets again or not wash your bath towel ever again, which would you rather not wash?
let’s go with towel. they’re cheaper to replace. and the question did not state that i couldn’t go buy new ones when the current ones got yucky.

25. Have you ever found anything in your parents’ bedroom that was questionable?
i once found notepads and pens from a local adoption/parental planning firm. i swear i thought i was adopted for years. i’m still not so sure.

26. What was your childhood nickname?
i’ve never had a nickname that stuck. dany. eskimo. yell-bo. elley. they all sucked the patience out of me.

27. When is the last time you played the air guitar?
never.

28. Have you ever peeked in the opposite sexes locker room?
nope.

29. What’s the weirdest thing you have done while driving?
i drive with precious cargo. i don’t do weird things.

30. Have you ever bitten your toenails?
that is disgusting. no. i don’t even bite my fingernails.

31. How do you eat your cookie?
with my mouth.

32. When working out at the gym, do you wear a belt?
a belt for what?

33. Name something you do when you’re alone that you wouldn’t do in front of others.
i have no shame. if i do it alone, i’ll do it in public. within reason, of course.

36. How many drinks does it take before you get drunk?
two, maybe. unless it’s a martini and just a sip of one of those will do it for me.

37. What is your favorite color?
yellow. bright friggin’ ass yellow!

38. How often do you clean out your ears?
after every shower.

39. Do you scrunch or fold your toilet paper?
i’ve been known to do both. there is no plan to this game.

40. About how many times a day do you pick a wedgie?
whenever necessary.

41. Do you have any strange phobias?
bridges. clowns. hate them both. nothing scarier.

42. Have you ever stuck a foreign object up your nose?
no.

43. What is the stupidest thing you’ve ever done at a bar?
lost my shoes. temporarily, of course.

44. Have you ever been dared to do something you totally regretted?
i was once dared to break up with my boyfriend to “go out” with someone else. i did it. but i’ve never regretted it.

45. Have you ever called your love interest by an ex’s name?
nope.

46. Have you caught a guy/girl farting while on a date?
hahaHA… yes!

47. Have you ever played naked Twister?
no thanks.

48. Have you ever been drunk at work?
i am a responsible adult. the answer to this is… not recently. (haha… KIDDING!)

49. Have you ever found your date’s/lover’s brother or sister more attractive?
nope. in fact, as of late, i haven’t really found my dates all that attractive.

50. Do you want to bring sexy back?
depends. is my date attractive?

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