Posted on May 22, 2011


received a forward today with this quote:

whatever you give a woman, she will make greater.  if you give her sperm, she’ll give you a baby. if you give her a house, she’ll give you a home. if you give her groceries, she’ll give you a meal. if you give her a smile, she’ll give you her heart. she multiplies and enlarges what is given to her. so, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of shit.

it wasn’t attributed to anyone specific, but a quick web search credits the quote to erick s. gray.  i found it interesting that such a powerful statement was likely spoken by someone who has penned books titled “booty call” and “ghetto heaven”.  not exactly my cup of tea, but by no means judgment of any sort, of course.

the same email contained this quote, of which i am equally in love with:

women are angels.  and when someone breaks our wings, we simply continue to fly… on a broomstick.  we are flexible like that.

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