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DECIMUS SECUI: WHY I KINDA SORTA NEED A MAN. BUT NOT REALLY. MAYBE…

May 23, 2011

alternate post title #1 = LOOK! LOOK! I BROKE OUT MY COLLEGE LATIN! alternate post title #2 = IF IT WASN’T COMPLETELY OBVIOUS, I AM CURRENTLY OBSESSED WITH ADELE… today, a friend (who will heretofore be referred to as “the evil one”) sent me a random message telling me, in no uncertain terms, that if i didn’t “collect” a […]

PART NINE: WHY I KINDA SORTA NEED A MAN. BUT NOT REALLY. MAYBE…

February 3, 2011

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let’s be honest. i am the “what if” girl. i ask a lot of questions and expect a lot of answers to unanswerable questions. rhetorical does not sit well with me. everything has an answer – whether it’s right or not is a totally different issue. there’s really not a whole lot of wiggle room when i’m […]

PART EIGHT: WHY I KINDA SORTA NEED A MAN. BUT NOT REALLY. MAYBE…

September 9, 2010

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also known as “THE DEAL BREAKER”… ok. so perhaps i’m not completely unwilling to waiver from the list of “nots”. in fact, i’ve been very conscious of them lately. the no kids rules. the no married rule. the no van without windows rule. the no shorter than me rule. the no younger than me rule. […]

PART SEVEN: WHY I KINDA SORTA NEED A MAN. BUT NOT REALLY. MAYBE…

June 11, 2010

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if you don’t expect too much from me you might not be let down ‘cause all i really want is to be with you feeling like i matter, too if i hadn’t blown the whole thing years ago i might be here with you ~ “hey jealousy” – gin blossoms the happy medium. i’ve talked […]

PART SIX: WHY I KINDA SORTA NEED A MAN. BUT NOT REALLY. MAYBE…

June 8, 2010

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i ran into pool guy (heretofore now known only as PG) at the store a few days ago. it was late. probably 11pm. i had run to find a torx wrench and light bulb for my car. i had on an oversized sundress. a hoodie. and flip-flops. i was covered in sweat from trying to get the […]

PART FIVE: WHY I KINDA SORTA NEED A MAN. BUT NOT REALLY. MAYBE…

June 3, 2010

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i met a boy. he’s already seen me in my swimsuit, slathered in sunblock, soaking wet – so hurdle #1… successfully jumped. and he’s already seen me with silly monkey, monkeying around in the pool and eating teddy grahams poolside – so hurdle #2… successfully jumped. and i’ve met his son – so hurdle #3… […]

PART FOUR: WHY I KINDA SORTA NEED A MAN. BUT NOT REALLY. MAYBE…

May 21, 2010

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my sister rarely reads my blog. she says it makes her cry. so when i want her to hear something i write, i read it to her. i’ve been sharing this continued saga with her. and last night, she laughed at me… wow. you’re growing up. i know. crazy, huh? it might have taken me a […]

PART THREE: WHY I KINDA SORTA NEED A MAN. BUT NOT REALLY. MAYBE…

May 17, 2010

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i collected my first boyfriend in kindergarten. i was four. he was five. his name was david. he used to pull my hair on the playground and i would pinch him if he sat in front of me. it was love at first fight. halfway through the school year, he disappeared. i can’t recall if […]

THE SEQUEL: WHY I KINDA SORTA NEED A MAN. BUT NOT REALLY. MAYBE…

May 15, 2010

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“i can’t live without you.” i heard those words so often during my 8 year relationship/marriage that all i could do was smile and feel the warm fuzzies, all along ignoring the glaring issue at hand… “can’t”. not “don’t want to”. years of these words left me with a classic case of co-dependency. i so […]

WHY I KINDA SORTA NEED A MAN. BUT NOT REALLY. MAYBE…

May 13, 2010

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i had a very enlightening conversation with a co-worker today, after i jokingly told him i “need a man” when he asked “what’s new?”. after semi-lengthy hallway speak (in which he left his intern waiting – oops), he said: 1. he couldn’t quite understand why this would be the case 2. he was surprised by […]