there is no sense in dwelling… dwɛl [dwel] verb, dwelt or dwelled, dwell·ing, noun –verb 1. to live or stay as a permanent resident; reside 2. to live or continue in a given condition or state 3. to linger over, emphasize, or ponder in thought, speech, or writing though, a pity so many do… ˈpɪti [pit-ee] noun, plural […]
June 22, 2011
DAY ONE HUNDRED and SIX: i wonder if graffiti burger will paint over this…
June 21, 2011
chickens. chickens. chickens. click here for chickens. do it. do it. DO it! DO IT!! (btw… don’t click on that link above if you need to be doing anything super important/serious within the next hour. you won’t get it done. and you’ll burst into spontaneous fits of laughter. i know. from firsthand experience.)
June 21, 2011
DAY ONE HUNDRED and FIVE: a friend of mine gave me these crackers, a while back. i saved the packaging b/c i thought it was funny… i realize they are supposed to be squids. but, really, this “packaging” artist should be let go. pun intended.
June 19, 2011
DAY ONE HUNDRED and THREE: one of my most favorite reasons to drive around downtown (sort of through downtown) columbus, late in the evening, is the amazing smell at the 71N/71S split on 315/670. for years, i figured it was the wonder bread bakery… that is, until i realized it had closed down in 2009. i […]
May 22, 2011
shhhh. don’t tell… * i wash my face four times a day. twice in the morning. twice at night. first with face wash. then with baking soda. once to get my makeup off. once to exfoliate. gently. * i grind my teeth. a lot. it makes sleepovers scary. i could keep someone up ALL night […]
May 22, 2011
received a forward today with this quote: whatever you give a woman, she will make greater. if you give her sperm, she’ll give you a baby. if you give her a house, she’ll give you a home. if you give her groceries, she’ll give you a meal. if you give her a smile, she’ll give […]
May 18, 2011
and i’m not talking street meat. DAY SEVENTY ONE: this morning, i followed this truck about three miles during morning rush hour… “driver carries no burritos. (just all the really good stuff to make them with once this truck gets to the restaurant).” i laughed out loud, laughing even harder as i passed it. on […]
May 17, 2011
when i first got my driver’s license, wayWAYway back when, gas was only 89 cents per gallon. my car could accommodate about 10 gallons of gas and i got really great gas mileage. and i used to bitch about that! a short 14 years later, we’re paying in excess of $4 per gallon. highway robbery. literally. of course […]
May 6, 2011
DAY FIFTY NINE: isn’t she shiny???! too bad it took an entire week & four, yes FOUR appointments, to get a decent detail job. longer, boring, irate story coming soon.
May 3, 2011
i’ve been avoiding my blog. i’ve been under mass amount of stress at work and over the emotional rollercoaster of my baby turning five AND missing my mama. and i haven’t wanted to talk about it b/c, well, the sheer volume of tears i have produced over the past few weeks is tantamount to a […]
April 12, 2011
i love shoes. more than chocolate. more than hearts. more than… most people/places/things. i LOVE shoes. my sister showed me these amazing sam edelman espadrille rope wedges a few weeks ago… i immediately needed them (maybe that’s where silly monkey gets it). but with a big bday bash to throw for monkey, along with responsibilities like, oh, i […]
June 1, 2013
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