i am not going to lie. i am overwhelmed. i thought i was busy before babyA, what with monkey & B & school & work, but as i stood at my kitchen sink last night, hand washing the thousand pieces of dr. brown’s bottle parts and the hundreds of pieces to my nursing equipment & prepping bottles […]
July 29, 2012
well, hello. apparently, i have been a neglectful blog bitch, seeing as how i wrote my last post… oh… i am too lazy to actually go back and look. nevertheless, really, i do have a handful of drafts i seemingly abandoned b/c… apparently… i am a neglectful blog bitch. so, where do i begin? maybe, […]
June 14, 2011
i’m a mom. first and foremost. last and… rearmost (?? had to google that one. and it sounds… dirty.) this is why i request teenagers shut down the shitty language while my five-year-old plays 10 feet away. and ask that they throw their football on the other side of the pool so it doesn’t continue to smack my […]
May 20, 2011
i like to read. i also like to sleep. and i REALLY want this book… a co-worker sent me the link to this book, for obvious reasons! it’s on pre-sale at amazon and i might have to add it to my cart. hilarious!! Go the Fuck to Sleep is a bedtime book for parents who […]
May 12, 2011
alternate post title – I’M PRETTY SURE I’VE ALREADY USED “DATE NIGHT” AS A POST TITLE… monkey & i have a regular date night. it is usually on wednesday, sometimes on thursday, but every week. just the two of us lactose intolerants trying desperately to enjoy our ice cream. monkey usually eats all the sprinkles […]
May 4, 2011
monkey had a presentation at school (guess who didn’t show up). first, they read a story. then they presented the little gifts. then they sang a song. and then, we had a sugary snack. though, honestly, after monkey presented me with a mommy questionnaire, my heart was too stunned to notice much else. DAY FIFTY […]
April 8, 2011
this morning, i tweeted the following: “karma is a super bitch. the energy you give to this life is the energy you get back. and “my” sun shines everyday…” and i truly believe it. karma has an amazing way of coming back to bite you in your ass for all the awful things you send […]
March 25, 2011
i always check in with my sister, who watches monkey while i’m at work. today, she told me he was exceptionally well-behaved (so far). tell him he gets stickers when i come home. and we’ll play chalk outside if it’s not too chilly. he wants me to tell you that he loves you for saying […]
March 21, 2011
DAY THIRTEEN: hmmm… i wasn’t bothered by the fact that he made his own parking space, when there were eight billion spots open. or even by the fact that he left his cruiser running. what bothered me was that he strutted into chipotle while on his phone and didn’t get off for one second until […]
February 8, 2011
well that didn’t go as planned. over the past month or so, a friend of mine has been sorta kinda seeing this guy (and yes. she tells me everything!!). they’ve known each other since high school, but weren’t really friends. he apparently saw her from afar, but she always had a crappy boyfriend of some […]
February 3, 2011
let’s be honest. i am the “what if” girl. i ask a lot of questions and expect a lot of answers to unanswerable questions. rhetorical does not sit well with me. everything has an answer – whether it’s right or not is a totally different issue. there’s really not a whole lot of wiggle room when i’m […]
December 20, 2010
so i just got a spam message… clomid. no prescription. super cheap. just what this reproductively challenged, single gal wants for christmas. let’s rub it in with sandpaper. score. __________ i’ve been busy. so much has been going on with work, life, the kid, the holidays, cooking, baking, candle stick making… ok. scratch the last […]
March 12, 2013
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