dear silly monkey – what the heck happened to you?! you’re all… tall and sporting leg hair! and i’m pretty sure you have a mustache! i can only surmise you somehow fashioned a time machine and zoomed us all into the future b/c there is simply no acceptable explanation for the fact that you are, […]
May 30, 2013
dear silly monkey – you did it! you successfully argued with me every day before school! but more importantly, you completed your very first year of real grade school. way to go, monkey!! so, just like every letter before, and in typical mommy fashion, here are three things i would like to apologize for: 1. i’m […]
August 22, 2012
dear silly monkey – first grade. FIRST GRADE. OMG MY BABY IS IN FIRST GRADE!!! today, you are entering the world of real-real school. sure, kindergarten was real school. but first grade begins the path of twelve grades that will teach you, cultivate you and make you realize just how much this world can offer […]
August 18, 2011
dear silly monkey – today i held your hand while you stepped onto new soil – kindergarten. your first day, albeit half, of real school. and you were the picture perfect, independent, big boy. so here are three things i would like to apologize for: 1. i’m sorry for my sad faces. i’m not sad b/c […]
June 14, 2011
i’m a mom. first and foremost. last and… rearmost (?? had to google that one. and it sounds… dirty.) this is why i request teenagers shut down the shitty language while my five-year-old plays 10 feet away. and ask that they throw their football on the other side of the pool so it doesn’t continue to smack my […]
February 8, 2011
well that didn’t go as planned. over the past month or so, a friend of mine has been sorta kinda seeing this guy (and yes. she tells me everything!!). they’ve known each other since high school, but weren’t really friends. he apparently saw her from afar, but she always had a crappy boyfriend of some […]
May 26, 2010
i made my sister, mich, a necklace/rear-view mirror decoration with chakra stones. well, at least the ones i had on hand (amethyst, quartz, sodalite and aventurine). in the midst of cleaning up beads, i found a few others (rose quartz & carnelian) and sent her a message to let her know i could add to it. in […]
May 14, 2010
sometimes conversations have to break your heart to remind you what made it whole to begin with…
January 29, 2010
silly monkey and i have been starved for some one-on-one time, or as he likes to call it… “just the two of us”. the weather has been super cold, so we can’t play outside for longer than a few before we start to shiver & shake and wimp out and run back inside. i hesitate to take […]
January 5, 2010
December 23, 2009
hi. my name is danyelle and i am a BIT of a spelling/grammar nazi. phew-ish. i guess that wasn’t such a difficult admittance. i admit it. it drives me crazy when people can’t spell. i mean, seriously, use spell check or a dictionary or just plain ask someone if you can’t spell “stereo” (just don’t […]
December 23, 2009
where are we going? home. to your house? to our house, yes. is that ok? yes. i want to stay at your house forever. i want to stay with you forever. ________ two more bites and you can be done. i will have three bites because i am three. ________ do you want the blue […]
August 21, 2013
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